Why are men's jeans, jorts, and shorts way more comfortable than women's jeans, Jorts and shorts

I just got two pairs of men's Jorts from fkn Walmart and they fit me like a long lost twin wth.

Let me tell you these pokets can hold a whole water bottle (tested it myself)

And not to mention they are WAY MORE COMFORTABLE than any woman's Jorts can give. They are not tight around the stomach so no more stomach aches or having to unbutton the button when eating. I'm wearing a mens size 30 and it fits so well. Not to tight around the crotch and butt (so no more annoying adjustments every single second) and comfortable to sit down in as well. 

LIKE IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY, THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME I'M HAPPY ABOUT POCKETS AND JORTS ALRIGHT? 

I got a green one and camo one, gonna wear these forever 

I honestly hate how clothing is so separated by gender, if I were to buy women's Jorts then the pockets would be small, they would be tight around the butt and be uncomfortable. And honestly look horrible. So definitely, from now on shopping or thrifting for mens bottoms because it fits so much better for me. 

(Thank you to my dad for getting me these Jorts, I am very grateful. Trips are always fun with you)