I don't know how to jump rope

As a child, I spent very little time with children my age and I would lock myself away in my own world to draw, not realizing that socializing would shape me as a person and would have VERY bad consequences...

Now, as a civilized teenager, I'm forced to have P.E., and I've made more friends than I thought I would in elementary school. But I'm afraid I don't know how to fit in. You might be wondering, "What the heck is this about?" Well, my dear reader, due to my short childhood, I did not learn to play board games, I do not know what cartoons were watched, I do not know what music is listened to or what fashion is used in my country.

You would say "it's a trivial problem" until you put yourself in my situation, they give you a rope and they you to pretend to jump... Ha, ha

I felt like a bird flapping its wings instead of jumping. I couldn't even jump continuously, so I almost tripped over my own feet! How awful!

The worst part was that there were elementary school girls looking at me with disappointed expressions. Sorry, girls, I'm not the cool teenager you were hoping for.

Moral of this silly blog: Don't stop playing ">