Things me and my friends said out of context... Again...

They've been torturing me. Please send help. /j

"I violated a cucumber last night and my mom put it in salad." 

"Felix is my babygirl."

"Yeah I'm a gentlemen. Multiple gentlemen... I say as I am a female."

"You may have XX chromosomes, but I can turn it into XO whenever you want."

"Stop being a ~skinny queen~, get OBESE"

*Finds a Flamingo video literally 1 minute after it was posted when it still had no views. (I'M NOT CHRONICALLY ONLINE I SWEAR)*