cons: 

overheat 

gets rid of those rad zumiez clothes

people stare at you 

you may bump your head against the ramp of a skate park and break it

that means you gotta pay atleast 100 bucks

a man named Dave may come to your house and call you a sissy for wearing a helmet

sure it protects brain injury but think of all the good things here

pros: 

protects brain (your thick skull will protect it just fine)

happy skating campers

ahhhhh

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