monster

i accidentally bought a 15 pack of the wrong flavor monster and i didnt notice until halfway through the 3rd one. i hadent had this flavor in a while so i kind of forgot what it tasted like. i thought the first two tasted kind of funky, but i drank them both at a rave so by the time i was like 1/3rd of the way through the first one i was too fucked up to notice how bad it tasted.

the flavor i meant to buy is papillon, what i ended up buying instead is khaotic. papillon is peach nectarine flavor, and absolutely delicious. khaotic is orange. i hate orange. it tastes like you poured a sunny D into a can of original monster. if you like those two things separately you might like it, but to me its fucking rank

for reference this is how the two cans look

theyre both orange with butterflies. whoever designed these cans has it out for me specifically.

now i have to drink 12 more of these nasty ass monsters because some dipshit thought it would be funny to make them look the same. my life truly is hell. no one suffers more than i