Animal crossing divorce

I’m so sad. Like im gonna sob. I think my villagers got a divorce chat. Like I have their houses RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, they’re like grow old, lawn chairs next to each other type. They’re Merengue and Angus .. and like .. LIKE BRO. OKAY SO ANGUS IS LOWK A HOE??? SO AT FIRST, Angus and Merengue were chatting and they were so cute together right, and I gave Merengue Angus’ photo AND SHE PUT IT UP !! SHE PUT IT UP CHAT !! And then I tried to buy it off her just to see the dialogue and she was like “WH.. ARE YOU SURE?? THATS SO DEAR TO ME” or some shit anyway BUT THEN ANGUS JUST KEPT ON HAVING LITTLE FLING THINGS WITH OTHER VILLAGERS?? HE WAS TALKING UP WITH FRANCINE, FAITH, GLORIA AND NOW DOTTY??? ANGUS YOURE SUCH A HOE CANT YOU SEE THE AMAZING WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU??? LIKE MERENGUE IS MY VILLAGE GIRL SHES MY RIDE OR DIE FR I LOVE HER SM. AND AFTER A WHILE, she took his photo down. It was on a counter next to this like, blippy blop think idfk the trinkets that one pigeon collects .. I love him istg im just bad with names, ANYWAY YEAH!!! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I’m so close to kicking this hoe out but sigh I gotta find merengue a RIGHT man, like one that will bring her flowers .. OR GIRL YKW NEVER SAY NEVER 

..I do acknowledge that they are in a game with game mechanics and it is all fictional .. ty .. c: