how i need my burial

This sounds kind of insane, but I feel that there are requirements for my burial. I don't know why, but I feel extremely strongly about this. 

1. I need to be buried in a lead coffin, the thicker the better (for you, I will be too dead to care)

2. I will need it to be sealed in after the funeral 

3. my sister will place my things in the box 

4. I need three things in my lead box: a figure of rei from nge, a bottle of the wine that they use for communion, and, most importantly, a ball of plutonium placed on my sternum. 

5. The more radioactive, the better 

This is extremely important for when aliens or future humans/whatever finds me open the lead box they will find the most interesting bural ever.

p.s. Hope they haven't discovered/rediscovered radiation, so I can unleash the Pharos curse and then become helpful in scientific discovery. :3

if my sister fails to do this ima come back and beat her ass 


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