Apple Thing

Why hello SpaceHey I’m back…

I just remebered I had this account. Why? Because what happened to my damn egg sandwich (my it rip) JUST HAPPENED TO MY APPLE THING. WHAT THE FUCK. I tried it for the first time. INCREDIBLE, HEAVENLY EXPERIENCE.  At least I got that far with this food item. At the last bite, however, while travelling to my mouth, it begins to FALL to the floor. I reach for the thing, and it bounces off my hand! (I have no idea how because the thing was so sticky I struggled to get it off the paper). Then it falls. Face DOWN directly onto the ground. I JUST WANTED MY APPLE THING. At least this time I took a flick…

(Also I have absolutely no idea what this apple thing is actually called thats why its “apple thing”)

Image coming soon I can’t figure it out…