82 Questions

1. Full name: James M.M. Henson

2. Nicknames: Jane, Ham Hock, Janet, Jim, Jeff, Kyle Bennett, The Fallen Toilet

3. Birthplace: Some place in the UK

4. Birthday: Sometime in 2008

5. Where do you live now: Still in the UK but somewhere else

6. Parents: Andra and Mark and Melinda

7. Siblings: NONE but my Stepbrother JOSh

8. Looks: 5'6, skinny bleach blonde evil little faggot

9. Favorite animal(s): Greyhounds, salmon, crows

10. Favorite TV show(s): I can't be fucked just look at my profile

11.Favorite kind(s) of music: Anything made before 2014, jungle, 90's hiphop, 60's

12. Favorite movie(s): Fight Club, Primal Fear, any Ed Norton movie see my profile for more

13. School: College

14. Future school: How the fuck should I know!?

15. Future Job: All of them

16. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Our Lord and Savior

17. Best buds: Elsa Seamus Roton Lung Austin my dad my stepbrother Jesus everyone I have ever texted on WhatsApp Beth from college Elsa's brother Elsa's mum Elsa's dad

18. Favorite Candy: GUMMY BEARS

19. Hobbies: All of them. Being schizophrenic. Amateur radio and Acting at the moment but who knows man who knows

20. Things You Collect: Ties, dice, shirts, postcards, playing cards, dead vapes, jackets, prescription medication, books

21. Do you have A Personal Phone Line: Yeah my phone number is 07716677939 (cool number right)

22. Favorite Body Part of The Opposite Sex: TITTIES

23. Any Tattoos and Where of What: TOYOTA on the left thigh

24. Piercing(s) and Where: Never

25. What Do You Sleep In: T shirt and baggy PJ bottoms

26. Do you like Chain Letters: they're a thing of the past!

27. Best Advice: Trust the Plan, nothing is real

28. Favorite Quotes: 'In the crudest terms, 168-1.' - Timothy McVeigh

'Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy' - Fight Club

'It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.' - J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in The Rye

29. Non-sport Activity you Enjoy: Everything

30. Dream Car: Mitsubishi Lancer 1988

31. Favorite Thing to Do In Spring: Amateur Radio and Flight Tracking in the EARLY hours of the morning, drink, smoke, walk around

32. What's Your Bedtime: Sometimes if I'm really tired I'll fall asleep at about 11. Usually I fall asleep at about 1AM. In the holidays it's more like 3. And if I'm feeling really great I won't ever sleep again

33. Where Do You Shop: Literally anywhere that has clothes I like. Groceries at LIDL. Alcohol at Sainsbury's if you know what I mean. Usually secondhand

34. Coke or Pepsi: both

35. Favorite Thing(s) to Wear: Collared shirts, ties, blazers, ties, did I mention ties, Dressing like a gangsta, dressing like a librarian, sweatshirts, camo

36. Favorite Subject(s) in School: I don't know all I do is act

37. Favorite Color(s): Brown, blue

38. Favorite People to Talk to Online: Chatroom friends, anyone, pedophiles

39. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Root beer all the way

40. Do You Shave: I did once and it killed me

41. Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Essex. To camp. any festival. Anywhere abroad. New Zealand

42. Favorite Family Member(s): Dad, Stepbrother Josh

43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were A Kid: No but I would've if I'd had any

44. Favorite CD You Own: My Bill Hicks collection, my mysterious Beach Boys compilation

45. The ONE Person You Hate The Most: Changes a lot. John Lennon. Natalya Slater. Jake Chittenden and his whole family. Navi Armani which isn't even his real name.

46. Favorite Food(s): Fancy curry, sushi with chicken in it, bacon, rice, noodles, roast chicken, Yorkshire puddings, chocolate, Iced tea, sandwiches, crisps, McDonalds, chicken burgers

47. Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl in the World: Edward Norton and Ewan McGregor. Hottest girl must be Natalie Portman but only in Moulin Rouge

48. What is Your Favorite Salad Dressing: Salt and olive oil

49. Burial or Cremation: Cremation

50. Do You Believe in Aliens: Yeah

51. If You Had A Chance To Do Something Professionally, What Would You Do: Gonzo journalism, forensic pathology, coroner, mortician, terrorist, regular journalism, radio host, Ham radio operator, Pilot, Actor, Lawyer, professor. Fuck this question I'll do anything I LOVE WORK

52. Things You Obsess Over: everything. Right now nostalgia and the past. And radio. And college. And my ex boyfriend. And all my boytoys. Ahhh boytoys

53. Favorite Day of The Week: Saturday

54. A Teacher You Hate: Esther Messinger, Christian Murphy, Natalya Slater, Mr. Fitzpatrick, Alison Blackwell. I don't hate anyone. Sorry guys. FUck every single one of you though especially you NAT you ruined my life

55. Favorite Disney Movie: Anastasia except it's not a Disney movie. IDK The Emperor's New Groove or that one about Moses maybe

56. Favorite Season: Summer

57. Pizza Toppings: Pepperoni

58. Do you like your school's food: NO!!!!! Except the pizza the pizza is really good for some reason. At least they have energy drinks in the vending machines for extortionate prices

59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live: Texas, New Zealand, Australia, London, Berlin, Poland, Austria, Hungary... Anywhere but here. Here is okay

60. Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Day trips, shopping, getting blackout drunk, seeing my besties

61. Favorite Thing(s) to get clean up: What

62: Favorite Magazines: I couldn't name one magazine but I know I like them

63: Favorite Flower(s): What's a flower

64: Favorite Number(s): 4,5,25,16,9,11

65: Favorite Ice Cream Flavor(s): Cookie dough, Ben & Jerry's Choc Fudge Brownie, Mint choc chip, sorbet

66. What Kind of Girls/Guys are you Attracted To: Anyone who looks like Edward Norton. Anyone who isn't unbearably fucking woke. Yeah, nazis and mega nerds and psychopath boys. Really pretentious people. Really unpretentious people. I dont like anyone

67. There is no 67 on this list (I AM TYPING THIS WHOLE THING OUT BY HAND)

68. What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment: Every waking second of my life, too many to keep track of

69. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It Be: I am NOT gonna tell you that

70. Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Vice Versa: I don't eat breakfast. I brush my teeth at any given opportunity. Sometimes I wake up, have lunch, then brush my teeth.

71. Favorite Time Of Day: 4PM and 4AM. Also 5AM. Also 1PM. And 10:30PM but only when I'm out of the house.

72. Can A Guy And A Girl Be Just 'Best Friends': Obviously yes and you can get it up the chocolate starfish too

73. Do You Ask The Guy/Girl Out Or Do You Wait For Them to Ask You: Fuck them both, I wait for a prophesy to tell me what to do. It's subjective and situational. Last time I told him to break up with his boyfriend and date me instead. It worked for a while..

74. Do You Mind Paying For Sex: I probably would but just for fun

75. What's The Most Important Thing In Someone's Personality: Capacity for violence, and humour

76. Do you have a pager or cell phone: Yeah I have a flip phone

77. Favorite Sport: Swimming, golf, tennis, hockey, motorsports, poker, POKER that's my fave

78. What Was The Best Gift You Ever Received: Some free cigarettes

79: How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish: A WHOLE HOUR BECAUSE I TYPED THE WHOLE GODDAM THING OUT MY DAMN SELF!!!!!!

80: What Did You Listen To While Completing It: Nothing

81. Would you get married in the next 5 years: You Never Know!!!

82. Don't u just hate how psychics never win the lottery: I don't give a fuck

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