I love monster...

Monster...

The beverage of heaven´s grace. It gives me an unusual sence of strength that I can´t really describe. Rn I´m full of it and I want it in my system all the time. On top of that It gives me a holy kind of comfort, and when I drink it I feel like I´m capable of anything fr. Before I open a can I make sure to say a quick prayer and thank God for this drink. I promise I´m not high rn but I just wanted to write about it.

Btw this is satire.