More Things My Friends Have Said Out Of Context

Enjoy your innocence for a few seconds before reading!!

-"So what have they been doing out of class together for thirty minutes..?" 

-"If you break my straight girl act, I'll break your mattress!"

-"56 years old is nothing..."

-"*insert irl friend's name* was simping for country boys on YouTube!"

-*types "Big black oily men" on irl friend's YouTube search*

-"What's up, hoebag?"

-"Shut the wuck up!" 

"Shut up! I want it more than you!"

-"Stop throwing dicks at me!" 

-"When we were in STEM I drew fanart of Felix and Gojo kissing." 

-"Dogs hate earthquakes..."

-"*irl friend's name* SAID THE CREEPERS IN THE MINECRAFT MOVIE ARE HOT!"

-"Fluttershy~"