Coachella '25

I wanna go to coachella SO BADDD. Unfortunately, I'm located in Europe. Me and my friends have created this plan to start a yt channel and become famous by 2027 and go to coachella. Would yall like to see a group of teenagers who speak poor English do vlogs or challenges and stuff like that??

ANYWAYY, not the point. I came on here to talk about the outfits and the overall experience. So lets go (pls take in mind that English isn't my first language).

1st, the outfits. YES im talking to you KATIE FANG. Absolutely nothing in her outfit matched. I'm sure she was comfortable in those shoes, I mean, you have to walk a lot and your legs and feet do start to hurt, but atleast pick ones that match with the rest of your outfit... I'm not even gonna start on the skirt. I've seen a video on tiktok talking about this. The guy said that the hate is not about the outfit, it's about her body. And I PARTLY agree. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her body, her body's beautiful. But there's a huge difference when you dress accordingly to your body type. Like, you can't be overweight and go out in a short pencil skirt expecting it to look good.

2nd, the outfits. The 1st one was more about Katie's LMAO. EVERYONES OUTFITS ARE SOO BORING... Like, what happened to boho chic?? Wasn't coachella all about that? I mean, obvi the festival is about music but the way you're dressing plays a huge part in it. I'm talking about demitri... the outfit is just shorts, a crop top and that's it. CARTER??? Baby, this isn't Halloween. The fact that Lady gaga didn't even play telephone is SENDING ME. Tarayummy tho??? Her first outfit absolutely ate up. It was SO cool my jaw was on the floor the first time I saw it.

3rd, the celebrities. So, I've seen some celebrities there. Like Kendall, timothee and so on. The problem I have, is that they're wearing their day-to-day clothes. They're just wearing lounge clothes, sweats, a crop top and that's it. You mean to tell me, that you're a MILLIONAIRE and can't afford to wear a nice outfit? Like, atleast hire a stylist...

4th, the concerts. As far as I'm aware, there was lady gaga, charli xcx and chappell roan. Their concerts were BOMB. Mother played track 10 at the end of her show and SHE WAS OUT THERE. I nearly turned gay. But when you take a look at the crowd, those ungrateful btches aren't even singing. They're not even jumping or anything. Like, do you have bad knees..? Did your voice break or..? Like, what's going on? Whys nobody vibing and actually enjoying the show?

5th, the overall experience. Let's take in mind that the festival took place in the desert. So it was HOT.  People were stinky, sweaty etc. And the showers... I think it's just a van that has like 6 showers with curtains. You quickly shower and get out, letting other people in. In just saying this from what I've heard on tiktok. Obvi, I wasn't there myself so I don't really know how it was like. Basically, if you're not rich you have to stay in a tent or a van. Which is fine, I've been to MANY festivals before so I can surely comment on this. 

That's all I had to say LMAO. IDK HOW TO END THIS. But, I love writing these and hopefully you like it too.


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milomustdie

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Istg I also wanna go to Coachella. The Americans don’t appreciate coachella like us Europeans would. In fact, they should bring ALL cool festivals to Europe haha (I’m still bitter about not having had been able to attend the we were young festival)


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YESSS exactly

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