Unhinged Things My Friends Have Said (Out Of Context)

I've been posting these on my bulletins for like a week now, so I hope y'all enjoy these as much as my friends do!!

"Where's the hole?" 

"And you look gay!" 

"Beauty? Beauty where? All I see is tires."

"Where's my minor?"

"He's my masculine lesbian mom."

"I'm freaky, trust"

"He's gay for a robot..."

"My back should be wet, not burning!" 

"Breath my lose!" 

"Angel sonny dead."

"Yo, Veronica! Do you have a crush on Heather Chandler?"

"I ate ants as a kid!"

"He's 56..."

"*Insert friends name*'s boyfriend was flirting with me."

"William Wonka..."

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