4.14.25 - BABY'S FIRST REN FAIRE!!

4.14.25

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★ RENAISSANCE FAIR!!: IN SUMMARY IT WAS SO COOL!! ～(つˆДˆ)つ｡☆ I got to ☆Gary's house around 7:15am and we left by 7:30. It was about an hour there and we listening to bardcore music in the car to get into the spirit of things. And also applied lots lots lots of sunscreen because it was gonna be hot as BALLS. (‘◉⌓◉’)

Got there and immediately ☆Gary was chatting up a bunch of people. There was this person who also was going for the first time that had a digital camera and was printing out group photos for people. We saw them like a billion times throughout the faire too. (・o・) While waiting to get in, this like.... bisexual ginger pirate drag king came up to us and was also trading. He was sick ASF!! The best way to describe Ren Faire is that everyone there is dressed up and some degree of gay.

I was too shy to trade so I let ☆Gary lead the way. He's really good at bartering with people and whatnot and he let me in on some of his deals. I only really gave out like... 5 bracelets all faire. T.T

Some cool people we met/were with: These two girls ☆Gary had met a previous trip were with us for a while, both dressed up as like... vampires? Me and ☆Mayo found a rainbow dash and traded some stuff with them. Miku was also there and really nice!! In all we saw about 4 different Lord Farquaads and gave most of them a rendition of "Welcome to Dulock"... against their will. ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ While buying Welsh cakes the dude behind the counter handed ☆Abberz a fancy looking bottle with a key + sand/gemstones inside. My last trade of the day was with a Viktor cosplayer who gave me a small mushroom charm. I also saw a whole group of Arcane but pirates and really wanted to talk to them but I got too shy. (*﹏*;)

We saw 2 shows as well: Dungeons and Shakesphere and Watering Well Wenches.

D&S was cool because ☆Mayo and ☆Gary both participated. It's basically a show where few picked audience members are the characters (picked from different Shakesphere stories) mixed with randomized monsters. ☆Gary was Bottom, ☆Mayo got Percules (idfk how to spell it he's a sad knight guy), some other dude was Brutus, yada yada. The finale was great because luckily they rolled high enough LMFAO. 

Watering Well Wenches is apparently a classic show, it was really fun. A little mature with the humor but the ladies performing were hilarious. It's literally just a show where these two ladies embarrass men for an hour. I'm all about that. (ㆁωㆁ)

The food was good too! I got fish and chips when we finally got a break and ☆Zeth and ☆Abberz shared some like... cinnamon nuts? It was good idk I stole some from them.

☆Mayo spent soooo much money there. She got a whole dress, some like... bells?, and a gorgeous body chain. I went to Ren Faire with the intention of buying at least something but didn't. I was tempted on a few parasols but decided against it. (◡ ω ◡) Even though by the end of our stay it got HOT AS BALLS AND I GOT SUNBURNT I still didn't pick up a parasol. 

We got 2 quests when we entered but were too busy to finish the second one. Our first quest was to find a woman and ask to join her like royal court. After looking for SO FUCKING LONG and GIVING UP we actually found her. (￣ヘ￣;) She asked us what we had to offer and so we decided... ☆Mayo: the brawn, Me: the brains (she asked me for wisdom and I told her "she sells seashells by the seashore 🤯" and that was apparently a good answer), ☆Zeth: no talent at all (he wanted to be the brains but when she asked for wisdom he said "1+1... may equal 2" and that wasn't valid enough), and ☆Abberz: really good at swabbing the deck (with demonstration). 

So in summary I had a great time and I WILL BE RETURNING... Whenever I can afford to BUT I WILL EVENTUALLY!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

- KB☆