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i am NOT a HOMOSEXUAL AND MY GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND ARE REAL!!!!

 Ive been getting a bunch of messages of people saying 'you cant be dating yourself!! and if you are dating yourself you are a homosexual!!' BUT I AM NOT!!! 

first of all, I've writen your name in my death note, so watch out. and two LIGHT AND MISA ARE REAL AND I AM DATING THEM (seperatly(not at the same time(they both know and are okay with it and im not cheating))!!!!! PLUS, there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual even if i was!!!

I am dating Light yagami, the real one. and before you say 'but you ARE Light Yagami', let me explain it to you in a way your one-celled brains might comprehend: both me (Light yagami, my boyfriend) and myself (light yagami, myself) exist seperately and inside me even though we are dating. basically, were both murged together and seperate at the same time. and since light is also myself, im not a homosexual.

are you still gonna say that dating light makes me a homosexual???? because your wrong. PLUS im dating misa so that automatically makes me strait. 

And THE NERVE TO SAY THAT THEY ARENT REAL. THEY ARE REAL!!!! I TALK TO THEM ALL THE TIME!!! THEY LIVE WITH ME IN MY ROOM AND WE GO ON DATES ALL THE TIME!!! YOUR NAME HAS BEEN WRITTEN INSIDE MY DEATH NOTE A MILLION TIMES!!! GRRRR.... "calm down light!!" heh.. you're right Misa... I shouldnt waist my time talking to stupid mortals... theyll never understand me

well, to those smart enough to understand, thank you for supporting me. and for those who are stupid, leave because my god like powers will result in your death

for those who are to stupid to read, basically:

  1. I am dating Light Yagami.

  2. I AM Light Yagami.

  3. We are DIFFERENT Light Yagamis but together at the same time

  4. Shut up or ill write your name in my death note.


for those even to stupid to read that:


Rainbow flag (LGBTQ) - Wikipedia Not EqualLight Yagami and the Magic Notebook – Mechanical Anime Reviews


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✮PitterAarav✮

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you could be another thing but i don't remember what it was called. something about bicycles i think


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im not a bycicle... im a god

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Chaos

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Okay, but Yagami backwards is I'm a gay....


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NO!!!!! IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!

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𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙖 (𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘺 :D)

𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙖 (𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘴...'s profile picture

kinda gay, we love that for you light. stay strong, and give your mirror boyfriend a smooch


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IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!

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mirror boyfriend👌

by Chaos; ; Report

HES NOT A MIRROR BOYFRIEND AND IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!

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Walter White

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are Women or Women Aligned Genderfluid folk allowed to interact with you Mr. Light? #themadness #itsnoteasybeinglight #deathnotedeathhole


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of course, unless they don't follow my other dni

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thank you. much more generous than muppet joker.

by Walter White; ; Report

im not sure who that is, but thank you.

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Lucian⭑.ᐟ

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Light please don't die we need you


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ill never die because im an immortal god. there is no need to worry

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