KIDS WITH MAKEUP KINDA SCARE ME :o(

MON.4.14.2025

  Y'know, I've been seeing a lot about 'Sephora kids' again on my youtube, and hot damn they have a butt ton of makeup. What does one even do with all of that? I think it's all unnecessary, especially at their age. But what do I know? I'm a dude; the only makeup I use is my shitty eyeliner and nailpolish. 

  I mean, I have put on makeup once, courtesy of a friend who wouldn't stop pestering me until I did it. It was fucking weird to be frank. She didn't even cover my whole face, but I already felt like it was too much. 

  I can barely fathom how much makeup these types of kids have on their faces with the copious amount of makeup in their drawers.

  I don't think I have a say in the matter; I'm a dude. But I kinda want to yap. 

  SPEAKING OF, sometimes they look like adults, which is terrifying. Children on their own are terrifying. But that..? That genuinely scares me. Because, why in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks do they look like adults?! Why?!?!?!?!?! Who the hell set of a curse to make humanity devolve into this bullcrap?! In what world should children not be children? 

  Gosh, I sound like an old man rambling about how "kids these days don't play outside, or talk t' people, they just r' sittin' on their darn IPads!" (said with a southern accent because I said so)

  I think I need to shoot my phone. 

  Everyone should shoot their phones.

  I should probably sleep now I think I'm at the time where I'm up at the middle of the night and I'm going crazy. I should uhm... go now. 

  Goodnight everybody! (I say to no one)

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