the phrases that i say ig

these are just things that i say on the daily out of nowhere

“starts singing Knives and Pens”

“THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!”

somebody: “its black veil brides! (or any mention of them at all)”

 “WHERE?!”

“i’m about to kurt cobain myself”

“also starts singing The Other Girl (the young veins)”

“uhm, guys..?”

“i wanna go home so bad”

“if i beat that 🐱 open she gon’ tell on me” 😭

“guys, i love ryan ross. i don’t know if i’ve said that enough.”

“fvckin’ b!tch” 🙏

“mama, a girl behind you!”

“my dad doesn’t even love me”

“please, stop harassing me”

“(friend’s name) that’s not even your man, that’s a fvcking polar bear”

“she’s a bop”

“i literally hate (the most annoying popular chicks ever)”

“get out!”

“quandale dingle scream”

“american horror story reference?”

“evan peters is here?!” (tara yummy reference)

“you soccer moms can get down and suck it” (jake webber reference)

alright i’m done

nvm adding more bc i love myself!!

“we’re all connected to BEYONCE!”

“i miss my girlfriend so much..”

“i want her to kiss me so bad-“

“yo tell yo mama she was too loud last night” (DEVIOUS)

“can you leave?!”

“this is my first video on instagram!-“

“corky b roll? how would you say it if it was your name?”

“corky b roll then, mate..”

“we were always thick as thieves.. you and Z.”

“bro i fucking hate abby” (not everyone named abby!! this girl at my school!! yk she’s bad if even IIII hate her.)

“ohhhhhh (my gf’s name)!”

“she’s so cute.”

“i’m NOT gay!”

“TYLER PLEASE BACK UP”

“dad she weigh like 400 pounds, plus she in a wheelchair!”

“trisha’s baby is the new pope”

all done