It's been 6 months since I was last online...

Like, at all LOL. Except for YT and looking up random shit.

I'm sure my entire 2 friends on here have missed me soooo bad ;D

What's up, Spacehey? Anyone been doing anything cool? Discovered a new favorite band? Tried a new food? Picked up an interesting book? Me, I've been just passing the days doing not much.

(Uhh, warning for animal death here. It's just the circle of life, man.)

Caught a short tailed shrew in a live trap in the chicken run. Gave it to the chickens. I would have felt bad if they didn't make such quick work of it. Did you know birds are dinosaurs? And chickens are omnivores? You can really see their dinosaurness when they're smacking the shit out of a small animal on the ground to break all of its bones so they can swallow it whole LOL... The hen who got it grabbed it by the back, flicked it so quick its neck and/or spine must have snapped because it was dead in the blink of an eye, and then she ran around smacking it on the ground with her feathers all fluffed up because the other hens were trying to snatch it from her XD

(End of animal death story)

My short tailed shrew battle scars:

Did you know they're venomous? It bit me and hung from my finger for like 5 seconds. Felt like a bee sting. Don't grab these things with your bare hands unless you want to feel very minor pain for a few seconds, man. Seriously.

That's my super exciting life update. I'm about to eat a bowl of heaven (cereal).