stuff like this piss me off

*recommends you a show/movie/book/other*

Person 1: AND YOU BETTER UPDATE ME ON WHERE YOU ARE AND TELL ME WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS. YES I KNOW IVE ALREADY WATCHED/READ IT BUT I WANNA BE EXCITED AND SHOCKED AND SAD AND HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE AND WE CAN GO THROUGH ALL THE FEELS TOGETHER CAUSE I LIKE TO SEE WHEN YOURE HYPED AND IT MAKES ME HYPED TOO

vs.

Person 2: I've already watched/read it so you don't need to tell me what's happening

I am person 1 and person 2 you can consider yourself an enemy of my kingdom