Hexagons are the bestagons fight me

The big three of shapes; squares, triangles, circles... what do they all have in common? They're shapes, yes, but they're also INFERIOR TO THE HEXAGON, THE OBJECTIVELY BEST SHAPE EVER. Think about it, squares are just too much of everything, and I'm sick of it. There are more shapes that could count as squares than stars in the universe (don't look that up) and that's nothing short of disgusting. Rectangles, trapezoids, kites... THEY SHOULD NOT EVEN COEXIST UNDER THE SAME NAME, but they DO for some reason. Square is a category in and of itself and therefore is disqualified from the Socratic question of 'What shape is the best?' Having a lotta things count under your umbrella term to increase the chances of having the best one is mathematically, strategically and statistically great, but it's so morally BANKRUPT that it should be taking out loans of shame to pay it's debt off. And triangles? Just as- if not, A GAZILLION TIMES WORSE. Look at it. IS THAT NOT A SQUARE THAT HAS COLLAPSED TO SOME SIDE? That's why triangles will also count as squares and are therefore DISQUALIFIED. And circles... with their stupid π... I bet that pie isn't even chocolate... but I have to cut it some slack. They got a lot of knockoffs 'ovals >:(' to worry about, but I won't let them of the hook. They're still too round, too enticing to be part of this conversation. Such scandalous curves are not permitted around these circles... but, then there is one champion, God's magnum opus when he created this world with shapes galore... HEXAGONS<3 Unlike stupid squares or circles, when they're filling a surface like a beehive, they DON'T leave empty space, which just looks really cool AND it's more stable!!! also EVEN PHYSICS AGREE WITH ME, cuz they show up at natural crystallisations!!! And flies can almost see 360° CUZ FRIGGIN' EVOLUTION SHOWS THAT HEXAGONS ARE THE BEST. ALSO EVEN THE ATMOSPHERE OF SATURNUS SHOWS A BIG OL' HEXAGON ON ITS NORTH POLE CUZ AIR PROBABLY. ALSO MORE EVOLUTION, ARMADILLO SHELLS DO THE COOL THING AND THEN A COOL THING HAPPENS WHERE THEIR SHELL IS MADE OF BONE INSIDE OF SKIN AND GUESS WHAT SHAPE THEY ARE!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! FRIGGIN'.... HEXAGONSSSSSSSS!!!!!

moral of the story? HEXAGONS ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

but only when talking 2D, otherwise prisms win :)