(UNofficial) MYSPACE / SPACEHEY 4 LOSERZ (2K25)

how 2 myspace (but it’s 2025)

ok listen up if ur new here. spacehey is just myspace resurrected from the dead. no algorithms, no likes, no fake clout. u decorate ur profile like it’s a diary, a scrapbook, a glittery haunted bedroom on the internet. u pick ur favorite song and make it autoplay on ur page. u rank ur best friends in ur top 8 and yes people got into real fights about it. bulletins are like public screaming posts that expire after 10 days. blogs are where u overshare forever. comments are mandatory. lurking is greg behavior and greg is banned spiritually.

what myspace was really about

myspace was not about being perfect. it was about showing off ur music taste, your friends, your heartbreak, your fake tears, your glitter addiction, and how emo u could be without leaving ur bedroom. it was messy on purpose. it was a digital scrapbook made out of breakdowns and playlists. people clicked on profiles like walking into a stranger’s chaos. the uglier and slower your page loaded, the cooler you were.

how to spacehey "correctly"

decorate your page until it almost crashes. use blinkies, glitter gifs, pixel art, cursed text. pick a profile song that could destroy ur soul in three notes. post bulletins when u spiral. comment something weird or chaotic under people's pages or u failed the vibe check. only add people u would die with at a 2007 hot topic. spell bad on purpose sometimes if ur emotional. no modern emojis ever. rawr still means i love u.

(UNofficial XDD) rules for survival

one. comment or combust.
two. glitter is mandatory.
three. protect ur top 8 with ur life.
four. if u act like greg, get out.
five. crytyping is not a crime.

vibe check

if u made it this far ur officially slightly more scene. bonus points if ur page has at least one broken photobucket graphic or autoplay song that would make a mall security guard kick u out.

rawr x3