I met Ronnie Radke and he smelled

I AM NOT BEING FOR REAL THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I FOUND IN MY NOTES APP THAT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY IM SORRY MR RADKE

Ever since I heard a single Escape The Fate song, I knew that I strongly disliked the sound of Ronnie Radke’s voice, but there I was, at my local shopping mall, hearing it speaking behind me. I turned around and saw a familiar face, singer Ronnie Radke. I walked up to him to ask for a picture, I know I don’t like the guy, but I wanted a picture anyway. As I approached him, I noticed a strange odor coming from his direction. That’s when I realized… Ronnie Radke smells like shit. I walked up to him and politely asked him”Hey, are you Ronnie Radke?” To which he responded by calling me 12 different slurs. Because of that, I could assume that I was right and this was the real deal. I asked him for a photo, and he agreed and asked me for my phone so he could take the picture. I handed him my phone and he threw it into a lake, which wasn’t  cool. I walked to the lake and eventually fished my phone out, but it was already soaked and smelled like Ronnie Radke stench, and I never got the picture with Ronnie. In conclusion, Ronnie Radke behaves the exact way someone would expect Ronnie Radke to behave, and he smells. Stay safe out there.