Thomas has been a naughty boy.

I only went for a walk by the river, mother, I promise. Theres a jogger in the bushes. I HATE JOGGERS!! You are given the greatest gift of all - life - and what do you do with it? Jog. Narcissists! LOOK AT ME. Look at me lunge and stretch. Look at me hopping in place while I wait for the traffic lights to change. OOOOH, I'm not gonna run, I'm not gonna walk, - I'm gonna JOG. So tired...