7 Days of PMS

On the first day of PMS,
My true loved said to me,
"I'll just sleep in the dog house
now and make it easy"

On the second day of PMS
My true loved brought home to me,
A dozen roses and said I look pretty.

On the third day of PMS
My true love was scared of me.
He put on Camo and hid from me.

On the fourth day of PMS
My true love Cried to me,
"Please don't hurt me honey"

On the fifth day of PMS
My True love locked himself in the bathroom
Afraid I'd hit with the broom

On the sixth day of PMS
My true love gave to me,
Flowers and lots of candy.

On the 7th day of PMS
My true love said to me,
Oh thank God it's over
That was scary!

© Joyce Gage