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Wonderkid Trafficking – But Make It Legal (In Football Manager)

"Lately, I’ve been buying 15-year-old kids from South America…"

Wait, why does that sound illegal? Human trafficking? No, no, this is Football Manager, I swear!

Here’s the game plan:

  • Scout wonderkids (15-20 y/o) – Focus on South America and Europe, aka the factories of future Ballon d’Or winners.

  • Fire useless coaches – Get rid of deadweight staff and bring in top-tier trainers to turn these kids into superstars.

  • Give them game time – Either let them play in your team or loan them out to smaller clubs to marinate properly.

  • Sell for insane profit – Once their value skyrockets, boom! Off they go to rich clubs in Saudi Arabia or Qatar, who throw cash at anything that moves.

Rinse, repeat, get rich. Congrats, you now own a five-star wonderkid farm💰⚽😆!!!


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