my eichi nui is cursed and filthy

sometimes i think that my eichi nui is alive, or there's a spirit in it. sometimes it seems to move when i'm not looking, like going from my bed to my nightstand.
one day, right after washing him, i put him to bed and went to the kitchen, and when i came back to my bedroom, he was on the floor. i don't have pets, and i was alone at home.

it's okay to be cursed, but don't throw yourself on the floor right after i wash you. at least try to stay clean, filthy creature!

he has blond hair and wears white clothes, doesn't he know how hard it is to keep him clean?
im doing my best here and he seems ungrateful to me.

here is a picture of him trapped in a deep abyss of darkness as a form of punishment: