Perserving the banana milk recipe

I'm aware no one asked for this, but tragically, I must not delete it

OKAY BUCKLE UP YOU SON OF A GUNS IM ABOUT TO TELL U ALL HOW TO MAKE REAL BANANA MILK JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE ANIME KAGAMINE LEN!!! SO LISTEN UP: GET A BANANA, THAT IS EDIBLE AND BREAK IT IN HALF. ARE YOU FOLLOWING?GOOD. OKAY NOW THIS MAY SEEM DANGEROUS, BUT TRUST ME, IT IS FOR VERY GOOD REASON. YOU ARE SAVING HALF OF IT FOR SOMETHING ELSE!! 

NOW: TAKE HALF THE BANANA IN A SMALL POT OR SAUCEPAN AND SMASH IT. (NOT LIKE THAT, USE A POTATO MASHER OR FORK OR SOMETHING, DO NOT BE WEIRD, THIS WILL BE COSTLY) YOU'RE ALSO GONNA WANNA ADD SOME WATER, MAYBE ONLY A FEW TABLESPOONS, WHICH I KNOW, SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT YOU GOTTA TRUST ME, OKAY? I KNOW WHAT I'M YAPPING ABOUT. THEN, TURN ON YOUR STOVE TO LIKE MEDIUM OR SOMETHING AND BRING THAT SHIT TO A BOIL! (YES, REALLY) AFTER IT BOILS, ADD ABOUT 3 ISH TABLESPOONS OF SUGAR OR LIKE STEVIA IF YOU'RE INTO THAT. NOW TURN THAT DOWN A BIT, MAYBE TO SIMMER, AND LET IT GO FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. IN THAT TIME, YOU CAN WATCH ABOUT AN EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE ANIME, KAGAMINE LEN!!

  NOW, YOU ARE GONNA WANNA GET A MASON JAR FOR THAT SHIT. IT CAN BE ANY SIZE, BUT THE BANANA MILK MIXTURE WILL STRETCH, TRUST ME ON THIS, JUST DO IT! YOU ALSO MAY NOW DICE THE REMAINS OF THE BANANA. YOU DID SAVE THOSE... RIGHT? ALSO, A BIT OF A SUGGESTION BUT I DIDN'T DO THIS, LET THE MIXTURE COOL OFF BEFORE ADDING IT. YOU CAN TRY TO STRAIN IT, IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL. THE CHUNKS ARE GOOD, I PINKY PROMMY. AFTER ADDING THE MIXTURE TO YOUR JAR, ADD THE GODFORSKEN MILK! NOW IF UR VEGAN, U CAN ALSO USED PLANT BASED MILK, IT WILL BE GOOD, I PROMMY! ADD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, THEN TOP WITH MORE DICED BANANA. U CAN ALSO EAT THE OTHER HALF IF IT'S TOO MUCH. I SUGGEST USING A BOBA STRAW FOR THE CHUNKS. 

BUT I BET YOU'RE WONDERING, WTF DO I DO IF I DIDN'T FINISH ALL THIS YUMMY MILK I MADE. WELL MY CURIOUS FRIEND, YOU CAN EITHER DONATE IT TO KAGAMINE LEN, OR ME, OR YOUR LOCAL REFRIGERATOR IF YOU HAVE A LID FOR THE JAR. I DON'T SUGGEST FREEZING IT, BUT YOU CAN TRY!