"my type this, my type that" bro if he's a living human

My friends often ask me, "What's your type?", as if they get a new answer every time. 

To be honest, I don't even know myself. Like when I look at what I've described as my type and the guys I've had crushes on, it doesn't really add up.

Like, yes, I have a dream guy (who doesn't?), but I know that there are only a few people who are 6'5, have cute little soft abs, huge motherfucking biceps, a cute little happy trail, a nice personality, and are willing to just make out with me every time I feel like it—like that's just unrealistic.

If we look at the guy I like now, he's 6'5... yeah, that's pretty much it. I think he's very cute though. Eye candy, if you will.

But like if I look back on the guys I've talked with over the years, there have only been 2 that are a little similar. They both have blonde hair...

If I like you, I like you. I really don't know what else to say. It's so confusing.



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H@t$uk1

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AHHAJEHJGHJ THE TITLE LMAO


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Toffee Thoth

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I mean, not everybody has a type, or it's not always obvious. It too me years to figure out what "my type" is (being queer and having a lot of romantic and sexual preferences fluctuations didn't help) and for me it's not really about how they look, though of course I have my preferences, it's more of a vibe kind of thing, if a random person looks at al my crushes of the past it would be very hard to see a connecting line between them, but at this point my friends can do the vibe check to predict if I will be attracted to someone or not (only the ones that analyze people to the same dregree that I do though)


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𝙈arii✮丰

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Frr, I can have preferences too ofc but honestly rn anyone that is alive would be fine to me🙏🏼


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