wisdom

Hellloooooo everyone. These are the words of wisdom from JUUB.

This page explains the various things in the world that annoy the SHIT outa me. God i just LOVE freedom of speech. Keep in mind that these are just my point of views, and may or may not reflect on anyone else. I do swear a lot on this page. so fuck off if your a pussy who cant handle a little god damn bad language. heeeheee. And now to get started:

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People in school that think it's COOL to NOT STUDY!!! Get the fuck outa my face with your "did u study? cuz i didnt haha" Do u think thats funny!!? I wanna grab a book and just SMASH their DUMB FACES IN

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Those asshole "gangsters" that are FHRIGGIINGG EVERYWHEREE and they all think they're the most badass people on earth!! Like NAW youre not cool with ur FANNY PACKS and fucking SKI MASKS AND WHATEVER!! And also, NO you did NOT fucking punch anyone this weekend, you're a little mommy's boy ASSHOLE who in reality wouldn't even hurt a fly!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---SPACEHEY!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Little BITCHES on here that NEVER DO FUCKING ANYTHING THEMSELVES!!! LIKE oh my GAWWWWD why do you resort to premade layouts??!?! Half of them suck and it is NOT THAT FUCKING HARD to just LEARN HOW TO DO IT YOURSELF!!!! You dont even have to.. Just.. Look at layouts, AND EDIT THEM TO BE ORIGINAL FOR FUUHUUCCKKKS SAKE!!! i PROMISE its not as hard as u think!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Assholes that take FOREVER to respond to texts!! You're probably holding your phone during 90% of the fucking day, it takes 2 SECONDS to say something, and there's 24 FUCKING HOURS IN A DAY (in case you stupid mothafuckers didnt know that). Staawwwp being such a zombie it's infuriatiiiiiinggggg!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!?

---People on bikes that are SLOW as SHIT and DON'T LET YOU OVERTAKE THEM!!!! NNYAAAAAAA!!! The next time that happens, I'm gonna rip the handlebar off of their bike and crush their fucking skulls!! Just get outa the FRIGGING WAY!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---MUSIC!!!! Without music, I woulda been dead a loooong time ago!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Cats that are mean for no reason!! Like what da hell is ur problem kitty, I'm trying to pet you!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!!?

---POPULAR KIDS!!!!! OOH MYYY GAAAWWWWDDD!! Okay, school is maybe 20% of your miserable fucking life, and YOU DECIDE TO PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL!?!?!??! How fucking STUPID are you! And then you take your little bitch insecurities out on others and bully em. I wanna take a magnum revolver and blow your popular rich white fucking trash face off!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Scammers calling or texting me!! "Hello I'm with the" shut up and get off my fucking phone bitch, and go get a real job! Or i'll come down there, and shove my fucking phone up your ass!!! heeeheee i love hanging up on them. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---Monster energy!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Red bull!!! Small can but so fuckin overpriced! And it tastes like shit!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People that can't speak fuckin ENGLISH!! I know I dont live in an english speaking country, but goddayum, that's like a basic skill at this point! If ur getting bad english grades in 2025, you need SERIOUS HELP, ya dumbfuck!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Dumbasses that don't know the most basic shit about history!!! I was doing a history exam the other day, and some BITCH said she wrote 1945 as BOTH the START and the END of WW2... WUT. DA. FUUHUUUUCKCCKK!?!?!? So lemme get this strait... U think Anne Frank wrote her diary in a day, was sent to Poland in the afternoon, and died in the evening?? Shit like that!?! I could absolutely smash everyone else that's so stupid with my boots!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who THINK they are martial arts experts! They are all cocky and thinkin that they are all big and bad, saying bullshit like, "yeah if you snap your fingers right here the sound waves will melt the brain and youll die from your own brain poring out your ears." or "if you flick someone right here their arteries will burst and they will drown in their own blood." fuckin hate it when they keep saying "your own", like it would be someone elses!?!? then when these shitheads get in real fights they get their fuckin asses wooped all over the place by some little girl.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When youre in class, and theres either no clock or one that DOESN'T WORK! Bonus points if there is a clock but out of view, and u ask someone who can see the clock what the time is, and then it turns out they cant read clocks!!?! Did you not get taught that shit in elementary school?? And dooont come at me wit "but everyones got phones and shit why would we need to read clocks" cuz thats just a lazy and stupid fuckin excuse, maybe if i smashed that clock over ur head youd be smarter!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---When im cooking somethin, and it ends up being amazing!! I cant cook for SHIT, but when i do, and it turns out good, that shits the best feeling ever!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People that JUDGE ME for smoking and drinking!! Like mind ur own damn fuckin business kid! Why do u care so much about what I do with MY life, are ya in love with meh or sumthin? huh???? Maybe i should burn your eyes out with my lighter little bitch!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Mumble rap!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---90s rap!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When i walk into someone, and they say sorry, and then they KEEP STEPPING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS ME!!! Is your brain like hardwired to be an annoying piece of shit??? Get outa my frikin way!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who are obsessed with using a word, like the bitches who shove "literally" or "technically" 20 times in one sentence, and most of the time theyre not even using it correctly!!! Expand your vo-cab-u-lary, ya fucking idiots.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---MY LITTLE PONY FANS!!! GET A FRIKIN LIFE YOU BORING DICKHEADS!

Thats all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If i think up any more things, ill put em on here!And sorry if i offended you, but, if i did, that means that you are one of the people that i mentioned that i hate, so i guess im not sorry, you asshole.

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Sometimes the letters are smaller for some reason, maybe cuz this text editor sucks ass.