my braces are off and my ex hates me for it i guess [storytime?]

hallo spacehey carmilla iz back!!!!!!! 2day i happily inform everyone that my braces are off and i'm on a retainer 4 the rest of my life!!!! ok that last part doesn't sound exciting lol but after this first month i can just wear it at night. i also got a mani hehe just bubblegum pink almond nails. anyways, while i am very happy i can toothysmile again without feeling embarrassed... someone clearly does not like that i got my braces off b4 him!

2 clarify, this is not the same ex as the fanfic ex. this is the one that faked being transgender and blamed it on me when we broke up despite me telling him not 2 rush into it so quickly LOL. basically, he got his braces on almost exactly a year b4 i did. i got my braces on i think at the beginning of junior year? anyways, my ex's teeth are like... FUCKED UP fucked up. he has british ancestry so it makes sense why he's insufferable and has teeth like rusty nails LOL. sry to any english divas i'm being mean 💔 anyways, my teeth were never that bad lol. i had a snaggletooth and an overbite and those were my biggest issues. i say i totes would've kept the snaggletooth but no i wouldn't LOL not if i only had one, if both of my canines were snaggles then ABSOLUTELY. continuing, my teeth moved super quick, so did my overbite. my braces came off 3 months ahead of schedule so i have perfect teeth 4 prom and graduation!! i feel great ~.~

so anyways, my ex has... always tried to find ways to be better than me. which has always failed btw i'm hot, smart, and excel in literally everything i do [respectfully, im like a pretty pink diamond] he has a smashed in face and reads at a fourth grade reading level according to STAR renaissance testing. the most he's gotten is a "best music taste" senior superlative, which is fucking ironic cuz he listens to the initial d soundtrack, russian hardbass, homophobic yet extremely homosexual country, and nothing else.

anyways, i talk to some of his friends cuz they're chill w me. they fuck with the pink aspergers. he    is somehow MAD AT ME     for getting the braces off before he did? and i was super fucking confused like what. that's not even my fault lol maybe you should've taken care of your teeth stupid fuck. evidently everything good that happens 2 me pisses him off. he was pissed when i went to prom w/ wyatt n he didn't go by choice, he was pissed when i got a college reading level on renaissance, he was pissed when my braces came off LOL. so confused. it's funny as fuck though, more proof he's not over me. he hasn't gotten another girl since i left cuz they all think he's buttass ugly inside and out so. hehe :3c funny cuz he was talking shit abt me to wyatt [it was one sided queens dw my fiance would never] days before i left him saying he was gonna leave me. i always win biatch!!! xx

that's all 4 tonight, goodnight divas. carmilla signing off xx