What even is this?

No, because, wtf do you mean it's bright and sunny this morning as if it wasn't raining sleet the night prior? HUHH? You are not gonna sit your pretty ass there, point that sausage finger at me and say I'm crazy. You can't just subject me to a night of annoyance where sleet is banging against my window then act as though it never happened by giving me the most excruciatingly bright ass, hot af day immediately after.