The fabled story of foreheads and green shoes

Once upon a time there was a stupid idiot named Connor and he had the biggest forehead the world had ever seen. The size of this guy's forehead rivaled Mount Rushmore. One day Connor met this magical leprechaun named Jamie. His shoes were pointy and had built-in tap shoes so he could do an Irish jig. His tunic was so green and caught Connor's eye. It was the most mystical thing he had ever seen. Connor quickly fell in love with the leprechaun. In his daring boldness, Connor mounted a unicorn and rode up beyond the rainbow just so he could see his lover. He presented him with a golden ring and Jamie loved it so much they had to get married on the spot. They adopted the unicorn as their own child and had a son named Russell, who grew up to date Lady Ella of France. They were now a royal family and had glorious riches. Connor and Jamie's love was everlasting and true. They were ultra-passionate all-night lovers and were betrothed to each other eternally. Once there came along an evil cheeto wizard named Aiden, who placed a curse upon the marriage of Connor and Jamie. The marriage was strained further and further until they swore to forever hate each other. This was all apart of Aiden's plan. Aiden could finally pursue his dream of stealing the family's riches along with Connor. His obsession had been developing for years and years before. Everything was going according to plan. Jamie was so heartbroken that he died, and so did the unicorn. But nothing could separate Ella and Russell. They were together forever! The end.