GOONER POSER EPIDEMIC

"just finished a 7 hour goon sesh" do yall KNOW what a goon session is?? REAL gooners know you shouldnt count by the hours but how many times you came. a 7 hour goon session can mean ANYTHING. some people finish quicker than others. yall are POSERS if you define a goon session with how many hours it took. 7 hours might seem alot for normies but REAL gooners know thats NOTHING. how many times can you truly finish in 7 hours straight?? ESPECIALLY as a man. men can only finish 2-3 times straight MAX. be a real gooner and goon until youre lightheaded and you start seeing colours and hear the waves of the ocean pass by your ears like youre a mermaid and your balls start aching