My parents hate my bf sighhhh

Aaaa been awhile since I posted but GUESS WHO'S COMING OVER!!! CUTIE!!! AHHHH I'M SO EXCITEDDDD I'm out on a trip rnnnn me and my family went down to the coast and we're staying in this really cool condo thing BUT WHEN I GET HOME I NEED TO LOCK IN. I need to wash my sheets, clothes I need to shower BECAUSE AT 12 PM TOMORROW CUTIE IS COMING AND AND I NEED GTP LOCK ON!!! dude aaa I'm so excited!! He said that when it's just us he wants to like give me such a tight hug BAHWUHESBWUEB I neeedddd thatt 

Also my mom might know... She like openly stated that she DOESN'T want him over cuz she doesn't want me to bring g boys home and how like she thinks he's a bad influence and does bad things... HE PLAYS WARHAMMER FYM BAD INFLUENCE?? Like that is the most nerdiest guy ever (positive) I've probably done more shit than he's ever done so how is he the bad influence?? my dad doesn't like him either... This is a real convo I had with him

My dad: "we should go to a movie on tuesday"

Me: "I'm busy Tuesday"

My dad: "what are you doing??"

Me: "my friend is coming over"

My dad: "who???"

Me: "[cutie]"

My dad: "oh uhhh when he comes over we can just tie him up in a tree, go to the movies and then come back and untie him" 

WHAT??? Please don't tie my.boyfriend up in a tree... And when cutie told me to say happy birthday to.my mom for him my dad said "tell [cutie] not to fucking say happy birthday to my wife" YIKES CHILL OUTTTT!!! Dude why can't my parents just like my bf D: ANYWAYS I'M STILL VERY VERY EZCIYDDDD gonna watch movies and stuffff Tee hee tee hee