boys are so confusing 👻ed

1. Hey babies

Getting ghosted? It’s like the worst kind of horror story—no thrills, just a lot of waiting. Here's how to know if you're being haunted:

1. The Slow Fade

At first, they were texting non-stop—now, you’re lucky if you get a “K.” It’s like their phone is allergic to responding.

Tip: If their replies are as slow as molasses, you might be getting ghosted. 🚩

2. One Word Replies

Used to get thoughtful messages, now you get “Nice,” “Cool,” and “K.” Are they texting, or just sending random sticker or photos?

Tip: When conversations are shorter than his peepee, it’s time to go bae

3. Excuse Central

“I’m busy,” “My phone died,” “I’m tired.” Are we actually something, or am I just part of their busy schedule?

Tip: If you’re hearing more excuses than a highschool gym teacher, it’s time to worry.

4. Unread Messages

You text and they don’t reply, but they’re reposting TikToks. 

Tip: If they’re posting but ignoring your texts, ghost mode is on fs.

5. The Hopeful Wait

You keep thinking they’ll text back...but they never do. It’s like waiting for a bus that’s never coming.

Tip: If you’re still holding on to “maybe,” you might be ghosted.

So, if you’re seeing these signs, it might be time to say goodbye to the ghost and hello to some new adventures. Take care of yourself and know your worth my loves

With love, Mommylonglegs