More of my dumb School!!1!!

SO.*Ahem* Okay story TWO(Lord bless this school). Okay so once upon a time... 

I was just bin chilling with the 2 of my friends on the lunch table and we chatting, calling each other names, y'know- the usual dumb stuff you do with your friends. (I'm spilling the first names of my friends rn) I was sitting on the left of Gabe and Xavier was on the right of Gabe, so technically I was in the middle of the lunch table. Then Avan (Gabe's busmate) went to the table with a flute or recorder or whatever you call it, and ALL OF HIS SALIVA FROM HIS FRIGGIN FLUTE SPILLED ON THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I mean- it meant nothing to me BUT. When Avan left one of my male classmates went to the table and asked "Woah what's that?*Points to Avans saliva*" and Gabe said "DONT TOUCH THAT-" BUT OH NO. TOO LATE. HE TOUCHED IT. RIGHT INFRONT OF ME. Okay, okay, I can hear you saying "It's just saliva chill" yeah I'm chill BUT (sorry for swaering but-) HE F**KING SCOOPED AVANS SALIVA UP AND DRANK IT. LICKED IT. AND SWALOWED IT. ALL. OF. IT. I was TRAUMATIZED. AND THE WORST PART??? Avan, had pneumonia. YOU COULD GET INFECTED WITH THAT. And he consumed his Avans saliva, right infront of me. And lord, Me, Gabe, and Xavier was TRAUMATIZED. After that, we told him "Bro Avan has pneumonia.." And the bell rang, we need to get to class now.

 And so, the end... (My god I'm still traumatized 😭😭😭 Tell me if you want more tho)

Here's the first horror!

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