I wish I was 3 and a half inches tall

This is a supper shitty attempt at poetry I made at 2 am, it sucks ass. Enjoy if you want. Poetry isn't for everyone after all.

I wish I was 3 and a half inches tall 

You could put me in your pocket and I wouldn't complain at all

I'd be with you through the big and the small

Collecting your pocket lint and keeping your coins

I'd treasure them more than you could understand

It would be like having a piece of you 

You could put me on your shelf

I'd happily collect dust

As long as you would be willing to wipe it off

I'd sit upon my perch and watch you with longing eyes

I'd watch as you spend your day in the room

And I'd love every second of it

Just being in your presence makes me feel like my brain is being hugged from the sight of you

Bathing like a lizard under the heat of an artificial light above his cage

If I was that small I could sit on the dashboard of your car

Listening as you put on your favorite tunes on the car radio

Flipping through channels until you find one that makes your face light up with joy

I'd listen to your broken karaoke 

And I'd love every voice crack

You could sing horrible but it would be better than any concert 

Because it came from your lips

If I was that tiny I'd sit on your shoulder like a pirates parrot 

Just to see the world from your eyes

The same eyes that captivate me with every look and glance

If I stare at them too long I feel as if I never could look away

If I was that small I could make a button the size of my heart

And I'd see it onto your favorite shirt

So you could always have my heart

You may think you don't

But you do

So please be careful with it

If I was that small you could take me anywhere and talk to me any time

And I'd happily listen

I love to hear people talk

Especially about things they love

Every sentence like spilling the words that are held in their heart

I'd listen and commit the words to memory

So even if there's silence 

I still have the memory of your voice with me

I wish I was 3 and a half inches tall 

But I'm not