Perfume

You can never have too much perfume in your closet. Do I think u can spray too much on u? Absolutely. But I would like rather have you smell like overwhelming flowers than shit u know? Perfume is a girls bff. If u don’t wear it I don’t trust u. All natural? Yeah not over here, go take ur biohazard body to bath and body works or like Victoria’s Secret. If you come near me I will walk away, and don’t even think about touching me. Less you want to get pepper sprayed with Channel No.5 or whatever. This goes for guys too don’t make me smell u though my eyes like it’s a SpongeBob cross over.