i made friends with a racist kid in my gym class and got everyone to hate him - the danny saga

just the entirety of the danny saga aka weird racist gym class guy just for blogging purposes ! i took screenshots of all the bulletins as they were coming out and i thought it’d be cute to combine them all into a blog post i could actually look back on lol so here’s that !

(hanging out with this random guy in my gym class)

it's so dumb i don't even need the class to graduate 1 just need to have a second period so they're making me be in it... like they put me in the wrong math class (which they said is literally supposed to be impossible) in the first place and then made me switch out of it and forced me into some dumbass freshman gym class.

and the coach takes it WAY too fucking seriously! He gave me an 88 for 'weekly participation' and not a 100 what the fuck? there was never any point where he told me to do smth and i didn't fucking do it that's such a specific ass grade what the fuck do you mean 88? ive had core classes that were lower maintenance.

anw so i guess im hanging out with some random ass guy he's chill but he's a guy so he'll reveal whatever's wrong with him soon enough. but he'll let me use his pen so ig ill hang out with him

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(new gym class guy is racist)

i told yall he would reveal whatever's wrong with him

* we were talking abt cancel culture and he was like

'idc if influencers say the n word' and i was like you don't? (a) and he was like no... why? do u care? like mf yes i do ? the fuck i like i'm not gonna tell anyone to kts if they're nonblack and saying that cos that's wrong but like im not gonna engage with them anymore bcos that's an objectively shitty thing to do? why would I want to engage with an influencer that's shitty? wtf

and he was like ohhh 'yah me too I only say the n word when my black friends give me the pass' BROTHER in i was like omfg what the fuck is wrong with your white ass and he rily wants me to roll a joint with him or something like 'ohhh my friend wants me to go roll up with him but i rlly don't wanna go by myself...' damn that's crazy bye have fun on ur little electric bike bro

istg i'm gonna start just posting whenever i encounter a shitty man to prove that it's all men bcos ive never met a man that didn't suck actual ass

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(pretty sure new gym class guy is sexist)

his name is danny btw i never gave him a name i realized. anw idek how it came up but 1 was like bro do u even listen to liek... any female artists and he was like whattt yes bro i listen to like....

LIKE HE COUSNT EVEN FUCKING THINK OF ANY literally all we fucking talk abt is his lame ass smoking habits and music and for how much music he listens to he can barely name THREE female artists he even CASUALLY listens to??? he says laufey olivia rodrigo and paramore LIKE PARAMORE DOESNT EVEN FUCKING COUNT THATS A BAND

then he was like omg wtf why's there taylor swift in my playlist... and i was like what u don't like taylor swift? why? and he gave some bullshit reason like 'all she sings abt is relationships that ended forever ago' and I was like uh... isn't that like all artists? and he just got quiet.

like oh my God have one original thought or opinion you just said you don't like taylor swift bcos you probably think it makes you look cool in front of me or something like 'oh my ex girlfriend totally added that to my playlist haha' I DONT FUCKINF CARE SHE WAS PROBABLY COOLER THAN YOU! i don't even like swift but i won't tolerate some sexist loser talking bullshit.

th he probably should listen to taylor swift itd probably diversify his fucking music taste cos all he listens to is fucking 90s nu metal like alice in chains. it isn't even good music.

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(called me a slur)

reminder danny is his name so he literally just walked up to me first thing and says you look like a thug and I was like bcos i'm mexican? and he was like nahhh i wasn't trying to be racist but i could. so naturally I was like okay... say something racist then and he was like oh okay and he told me to go back to mexico and I was like omfg that was so boring, call me a slur, and he was like oh okay BEANER

Like HELP HE SAID IT WAY TOO FAST 1 just laughed at him like omg 'ur terrible that's hilarious' like i LITERALLY called him terrible and he LAUGHED... like how dense do you actually have to be. I was just trying to get weed from him but that's not even panning out so now he's just getting too attached to me and i don't even get any fucking weed.

anyway though he made some comment to some girl and he was like ur sooo light u need to eat more and she was like uh... so naturally I told him to shut the fuck up and mind his own business. he didn't like that. he also later told me like... his entire life story. and he was like 'I've never told anyone this...' like okay why are you telling me i met you two weeks ago. I just feel like he's getting too invested in me and he's not even that fun to fuck with anymore it's just kinda pathetic... i'm not gonna air out his business but it kinda was a really fucked up story.

WHICH I WOULD HAVE MAYBE FELT SORRY FOR HIM but he fucking ruined any semblance of sympathy I maybe had for him by being like 'heh... my life's fucked up ain't it?' like shut the fuck up you watch fight club. fucking incel.

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(girl tried to save me from racist gym guy)

so like... there's this girl in my same gym class she's been like pretty chill. super friendly. anyway we were in a big group bcos we were playing badminton and I noticed she was trying to get danny (weird racist guy in my gym class) like as far away from me as possible which was super sweet, she's like a freshman and i didn't rily tell her i was just using him for weed since I never got the chance so she probably thinks it's just some hostage friendship... which it kinda is

i'd tell him off but there's like three days left of this class and it'd be the most awkward three days ever and i don't wanna deal with the drama so i just put up with him since he's still mildly entertaining enough. anyway though she was being rily nice and trying to give me excuses to get away from him and she also kept telling him to shut the fuck up which was rly funny... and if the story ended there that would be one thing

but it turns out this girl is dating like the WORST guy in the world. She said there was 'untrue rumors' going around about him and i was like what rumors? and she was like 'oh there's this rumor that he said he was gonna GRAPE a girl BUT HE DIDNT SAY THAT he was mad but he didn't say THAT' like girl... No offense, I trust the actually victim more than the guy who apparently cheats on all his gfs... í? and she was like 'it's fine he only cheated on her bcos he didn't actually even like her!' girl then why didn't he just... break up with her lol?

then she's like he's literally changing just for me! he stopped drinking and doing drugs and he's getting his grades up even his friends noticed it. and i was like okay whatever, but then literally after class ended i saw her with her boyfriend during passing period and i kid you not they were in the middle of the most OBVIOUS drug deal I’ve ever fucking seen with some random guy. like girl he’s not the one for you here…

anw she also made weird internalized misogyny comments like 'all his ex wants is sex and she hates me for no reason and i have a way better body than her blah blah blah' and as soon as she walked away even danny was like 'he sounds sus to me idk' and i was like fucking duh

i gave her my instagram anyway though... idk shes kinda interesting

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(imagine having ZERO self awareness)

im so over this. he literally went on a whole tangent and he was like ughhh I can't stand when people trauma dump on me when I barely even know them! they trauma dump and then don't even listen to me in return as if he didn't LITERALLY just do that to me. this dumbass kid I met literally like two weeks ago telling me his entire life story like 'i've never told anyone this before..' and then barely fucking listens to me. 'Oh i'm such a therapist friend talking people through their problems makes me feel better' YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY.

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(he finally got what was coming to him)

i've never seen a rumor like... spread in real time like that before

sooo like, these two girls in my class, one of them is the girl with the insane boyfriend and the other is her friend right? we were all playing badminton and they went to the bathroom and I noticed they didn't come back for like a while. and i was bored so I went into the bathroom to see what was up.

I get in there and they're just dicking around basically. then one of them like I'm pretty sure she had a crush on him before this too which made it extra satisfying.

She was like 'you seem kinda like... over him? why he seems cool' and I was like girl he literally is racist to me all the time and he also says the n word on top of that and they were both like HOLY SHIT like i underestimated how GOSSIPY freshmen are!

so anw they storm out of the bathroom bcos the girl with the delinquent bf wanted to talk to him and the other girl we were with who had a crush on him started like, whispering over to her gay bf literally cupping her hand over his ear like a fucking movie it was so funny. her friend was literally like his jaw was on the FLOOR. fuck it was so funny.

on top of that, the girl with the delinquent bf and the annoying racist gym class guy were arguing literally the whole time. and her friend and the gay bsf were literally making fun of him like ALL of class like 'he looks like a trump supporter' and like 'he totally looks like the type of guy to do that' like YESSS YES YES YES FINALLY i'm getting a literal rumor spread about him and everyone can finally see that he's the fucking worst

I got to incite drama on my last day of that class and watch everyone fight and I get to leave and not deal with literally ANY of the fallout! all that time I spent putting up with him didn't go to waste, and I'm getting a cart from someone else for cheaper, so all in all, everything worked out!

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