NORMALIZE TAKING SHOWERS GANG 🔥🔥🔥

NO CUZ WTF IS PHEROMONE MAXING AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEN WHO DO THIS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED FOR A MONTH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOM FOUND THE PISS DRAWER? ALSO JUST NORMALIZE TAKING CARE OF STUFF LIKE YOUR ROOM LIKE DO YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT THOSE BLOCK BUSTER HORROR STORIES ABOUT STINKY MEN BRINGING CONSOLES WITH LITERAL ROACHES IN THEM TRYING TO TRADE THEM IN? LIKE NO BRO NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE THAT ITS FILLED WITH BUGS, THESE ARE LITERAL HORROR STORIES LIKE RAISE UR KIDS OR THEY'RE GONNA BECOME LIKE THIS, ALSO WDYM YOUR ROOM IS FULL OF TRASH AND YOU HATE THE TASTE OF WATER? I SAW A MOM LITERALLY MAKE A WATER COOLER FULL OF PRIME FOR HER SON LIKE WTF, YOU CAN BE LAZY AND NOT CLEAN UR ROOM TIME TO TIME BUT AT LEAST U CLEAN IT SOON DONT FUCKING COLLECT THAT SHIT GOD THIS ACTUALLY SCARES ME ( I'm not trying to offend people who have mental illnesses or disorders which cause them to be this way I'm talking about the disgusting degenerate men who are really creepy and all they do is play video games and don't have mental illnesses and are just lazy)

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