In Filbus I Trust.

If you've been feeling a little hungry lately, snacking too much or meals just aren't doing it for ya, it might be that dammed chair you're sitting on right now! Is it made of wood? No? Might me that desk, or that shelf. Yes? Then you're ready to get started.

It may seem a little odd at first, last, or the whole way through, but it's necessary, that furniture is weighing you down. Especially that oak unit, am I right? Wouldn't it be so easy to move when all your assets have been thoroughly biologically digested? Downsizing is easy when you simply follow Filbism.

"What's that funny name mean?" I hear you ask. Well, as much as it isn't real, Filbism is your ultimate spiritual goal! The belief questions the need for everyday function. Your job? Useless. Your hobbies? Useless. Join Filbism and your earthly burdens will be lifted from your soul! It's that simple. Click Here for a quick-start guide and a fun interactive tutorial.

Your spirit will thank us,

In Filbus I trust.