MONSTER MONDAY 12

HI GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!1!!11!11!111

today, Im actually writing this blog earlier than usual, i remebered my spacehey log in info and decided to log in on my graphic artz school computer lol, so im gonna try to post an HOUR EARLY Monster monday :3 i hope my teacher doesn't catch me lol

The flavor for today is :  ULTRA PARADISE

so, upon getting this one from the store, i had no fucking clue what this was gonna taste like. what does PARADISE TASTE LIKE???  i think thats very subjective LMAO. anyways, the back says its supposed to have a crisp TROPICAL taste with ISLAND FLAVORS. when i read that i think of coconuts, maybe fruit punch, watermelon....

let me tell you the back and front, and overall packaging does NOT describe what this tastes like at all.

This monster tastes exactly. and i mean EXXXAACCCTLYY. LIKE A GREEN APPLE JOLLY RANCHER. NO JOKE. i feel like if was like "green apple" instead of "Paradise" it would fit so much better. Not to say the flavor isnt bad, but DAMN was it shocking to me the second i cracked this open in class and tasted jolly rancher. HELL, you can even SMELL IT. i gave it to my teacher to hold for a moment and even he could say it smelled like jolly rancher! this one is STRONG. tasting and with it's scent. VEryy sugarry Even though it CLAIMS to have no sugar...

This doesnt make me want to kick back and relax, this makes me wanna go to a carnival and lick a comically large swirly lollipop, like its just so silly,,, i love this flavor,,, but it does NOT MATCH ANYYYTHINGG on the can whatsoever. Super misleading lmao

6/10 Great flavor that i think more people should try, but nobody would have even been able to GUESS what this tastes like from grabbing the can and looking at it. its very vauge and does NOT show how this tastes at ALL.

-Cozmite