Clogs are for the Blogs

Blogs, by nature are a form of media where you are slowly bombarded with nonsensical memedia. I will argue here in this non-video essay that blogs are in fact the ultimate form of communication. 

My first point is this, in a normal conversation you have call and response, but with a blog you can have unlimited responses to your call, unlimited variations are possible in this format. If this were possible in jazz, and in acoustics in general it would be overwhelming and very difficult to digest. Blogs stand in opposition to the noise, unless they have some embedded media. 

I also believe that blogs allow for free expression, you simply type into your phone or personal computer and the ideas are already there, no need to contact your studio liason to obtain funding while also simultaneously presenting your ideas to the marketing department so it doesn't have spoilers. I think if we could ask some free people of the freeman movement, they would all tell you they have blogs! 

My third point is more specific, but I think if the pawn stars guys had blogs they wouldn't have gotten as sketchy and committed crimes like the current timeline, I think they would just be chilling, writing away on their Chromebooks and complaining about the lack of ram