my polyamorous friend who wanted my monogamous partner [storytime]

hello all!!! two blog posts in one day!?!??! scandalous. this is carmilla reporting to u from sexyangel hq, to report another one of my batshit stories! 2night, it's about my polyamorous ex-friend who has had a crush on my current partner since summer 2022 - and could not let it go when i got together with them, even 2 the point of asking about a throuple/polycule!

2 start, i met this person on the bus the second day of freshman year. a day after i met my current partner. they were very weird from the start! they faked having tourettes [they only had "tics" whenever they remembered or brought it up] and DID. they had a crush on me and used this against me in like... the first argument we ever had as friends lol. after i rejected them, they bounced from boyfriend to boyfriend, because... despite being supposedly a "bisexual trans boi," they only ever dated men. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG!!! i'm bi as well, i've just never heard them bring up a crush on a girl or fem presenting person xx.

around summer 2022, they told me they had a crush on wyatt, and i initially was just defeated cuz i was already in a shitty relationship and now i thought i had no chance of being with someone i actually liked and didn't think was insufferable LMAO. i got over it but i still liked wyatt too, i mean obvi, if i didn't like them then i prob wouldn't be in a relationship w them now. fast forward about 6 months l8r, i break up with my shitass partner and get together with wyatt. my friend said they didnt rly care cuz they had a partner they "rly loved" at the time [they broke up a week later]. around 3 months of wyatt and i being together, we were really enjoying ourselves. God Himself throws this massive fucking assdildo at my head, and said "fuck you, your friend still likes your partner even tho ur together." my friend reveals 2 me, over discord dms, that they still like wyatt. im like wtf lmao ok whatever i guess just dont slut urself out for them or save any picz of them to ur phone. they agreed. they then broke that agreement as 1) this skank literally pushed their fat lard tits together in a skimpy top in front of them, intentionally, which wyatt immediately told me about and 2) i saw pictures of them on their phone. obvi im pissed, i tell them to knock it tf off b4 they get a repeat of freshman year where they lose a fight they started. i got blocked immediately [lol] however wyatt was never blocked. wonder why!

their friends still try talking to wyatt during school, in which they get a "why the fuck are u talking to me? are u retarded? i don't like you" in response, which makes my heart dokidoki 🩷 they also stare at me and wyatt during the singular class we all have together! cringe, sum1 needs to get over themselves and move on!!

carmilla signing off xx