manbabies are SOOO ANNOYINGG

emotionally constipated men are SOOO embarassing yall. i used to think i could sympathize with them and like comfort them or whatever but its honestly embarassing for the both of us. like youre pushing 60 and you STILL throw a tantrum like omg...are yall not embarassed...and then have the AUDACITY to come crying talking about 'oh my mom died'. your mother died back in '96 dont even start. youve had 6 full decades to think and you havent used a second to do so? and then come to me for advice...plug youre 4 times my age are we being so serious...why should i have to talk to you like youre a toddler when youre upset? at this point i am embarassed for your wife. best BELIEVE the second i turn 18 im putting your ass in a nursing home because its about time you get out of my asshole and grow the fuck up at the RIPE age of 60.