I'm a Jet-Setter

So what did I do yesterday...Well I met my Aunt and Uncle from Atlanta, we went to dinner. I spoke with Emily in Boston, who by the way was very drunk and feeling it. She let me speak with her cousin Allie, who seemed like a very nice drunk person (just like Emily) But hey as long as they are having a good time while Im stuck here in the armpit of america with no beer in the fridge. Then I spoke with Marianne, said hi to her good friend Chonch and listened to the pimps, hose, and car horns of time square, Oh I could literelly smell the sex juice flowing through the streets. Thanx Marianne, as i sat there looking at my wood panel walls and orange shagg carpet rug in my Lake Point, Ut home, I turned over to lay in bed, pulling out my last ass hair, and soaked in my own self pity! but hey, you don't know culture until you come visit me in the LP! Outs.