Gonna go to one of those shitty groove band festivals

The music is terrible and goes on way too long, but god do those hippie fuckers know how to have fun. I once saw a guy inhale the contents of a balloon larger than his head by like three times. I saw two guys beat the everloving shit out of each other and then brush each other off and hug and hi five and shit at a phish concert. If I come back alive, it’s because I did something wrong I feel.