HOW TO SURVIVE SCHOOL (and prison)

this is the definitive guide that i made on how to survive school and make sure to have a less terrible experience

1- making friends: making friends is hard however try to be friends with the social outcasts since most of the time they are nerds that will reward you with having friends smart enough to help you out at tests, you kinda go on a friend scale like from the weirdos to the maximos (which honestly never happened to me atleast) and make sure to leave a good impression like being gentle and helping everyone out

2- bribes: bribing is important at school for example at my school you cant enter with a phone and due to that people need other ways to be less miserable soo you yes YOU bring out stuff that can help them which will result in 2 things either they will owe you one or they will become your friends
[note: the most important items to bring for bribing are cards,money,food or other eletronics]

3- money: money aint easy to get unless you start to sell stuff at school
get some cheap soda like i dunno faygo or something and sell it cheaper than school
or try other ways to sell stuff like doing jobs or tests or shit like that (i made already like 10 bucks only by doing other people homework)

4-teachers:dealing with teachers is terrible specially since you cant know at the first day who are good teachers and who are bad teachers so keep an eye out and try to be a saint for them (even tho we know you aint ;p )

and thats kinda it?

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