WHY HAVENT I BEEN ON HERE IN SO LONG. DAMN

My phone died and im sitting at my grandma's house. Literally sooooo bored rn. my computer @ 4% and i dont think i can survive without at least one electric device blessing my face with blue light. pray 4 me. i cant find a charger for my computer OR my phone and IM STUCK HERE FOR THE NEXT FUCKINH HOUR!!!! its gonna be like origon trail by the endof this. Im finna get the plague. Im gonna be like a victorian child asking papa when i willget better. I dont think my eyes can go through such a dramatic change tbh might go blind.