top 10 reasons why I love the sexy rat boy from wordgirl (SATIRE POST/ADULT REFERENCES)

• He is so hot and I love his white hair
• He looks pettable
• his battle scars make him more sexier
• If he proposed to me I would "naked wrestle" on the couch/hj
• Because he is a sexy rat boy, I would give him a lot of cheeses and doritoz
• like a realistic rat I would feed him straberriez since cheese are high in fat for rats irl
• He is a sexy beast
• I wanna pet his hair and scruff it up
• I would scratch his sweet spot
• and I would seduce him in a lingerie as he draws me >wo

and bonus part izz, I would bully Miss PowerPussy for himz